ze-reviewer-of-odd-volumes:

“Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them.”

 ― Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

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hastingspences:

Can we acknowledge what a badass this girl is? 

• Not society’s ‘thin and pretty’ standards of beautiful and has had multiple lead roles. 
• Beat Casey Wilson out for her role in Bachelorette
• Was the first person to be cast in Pitch Perfect 
• Has a law degree from the University of New South Wales 
• Distant relative of Walt Disney 
• Was an Australian Youth Ambassador set in Southern Africa 
• Started acting when she caught malaria and had hallucinations about winning an Oscar. 

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jadebotany:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

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ADVICE TO ANYONE WHO EATS AT A RESTAURANT

iamaserver:

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fudgeflies:

icedteaandoldlace:

He also:

• told Neville to stand up to people
• confronted a full-sized mountain troll to save a girl he couldn’t stand
• said it didn’t matter whether someone was a pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle-born
• gave Dobby his sweater
• faced a bunch of giant spiders in the hopes of saving the school and clearing Hagrid’s name
• told Luna he loved her Quidditch commentary, and very sincerely tried to convince her he wasn’t teasing her
• stood up on a broken leg, trying to protect Harry
• gave up his grudge against Hermione the moment he learned how much she, Hagrid, and Buckbeak needed him
• realized he was wrong about Harry putting his name in the Goblet of Fire, and promptly went to apologize
• jumped into a freezing pond to save Harry and retrieve the Sword of Gryffindor
• confronted his best friend to prevent his sister’s heart being broken any further than it already was
• begged Bellatrix to torture him in place of Hermione
• couldn’t break up with a girl who drove him nuts because he didn’t want to hurt her feelings
• remembered the Hogwarts House Elves when no one else did, and wanted to make them evacuate, rather than order them to fight
• tried to go back to Harry and Hermione as soon as he left them
• didn’t make excuses for leaving, he came right out and admitted he had been wrong
• didn’t get angry at Hermione for taking a long time to forgive him
• saved Tonks’s life (while impersonating Harry to lower Harry’s chances of being killed, at the same time increasing his own)
• told Hermione not to curse Draco, even though he hates him

In conclusion, Ron is awesome. The end.

and he put his shoes and socks on dobby to be buried in because he knew how much dobby loved clothes. disliking ron weasley’s character makes 0 sense.

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“Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.”

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This was just too beautiful to pass up. And Grim, you might enjoy this

greencarnations:

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punnylittlepiggy:

Hey tumblr, Craig gets you.

#that’s because the characters in visual porn have no depth#like do I CARE if she ‘likes that dick’? #how long have these two known each other? #how many years of UST have just collapsed? #does he have any mixed feelings about being tied up and spanked? #or has he already come to terms with his kink? #where’s the desperation? #where’s the EMOTION? #and aren’t those nails a bit long for a lesbian?

JESUS H. CHRIST THOSE ARE THE MOST ACCURATE TAGS OF ACCURACY I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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